Hi. I'm Christiana. I just electrocuted myself.
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
I USED TO WORK HERE AND NO ONE SAYS THESE THINGS
(Source: chickensandwich, via idletxxn)
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