things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
I USED TO WORK HERE AND NO ONE SAYS THESE THINGS
The best judge of someone’s character is their favorite flavor of laffy taffy.
Why is it that my real life friends don’t understand this simple fact: we do not under any circumstances discuss tumblr in front of parents…